I want to make a deal with God
Firstly let me state I do not believe in God in the traditional Christiaan sense, however lets for the sake of argument pretend that God does exists as some supreme being. I want to propose a deal. I will swap places with God for 24 hours. If I do a better job than God I get to be God and he stays me. You can be the judge whether I do a better job or not. Since God is going to be me I will give him a taste of humanity by blighting his 24 hours of humanity. I will give him 64 premenstrual, herpatic wives. Each with a three month old, cholic, baby. To ensure he understands modern day living I will blow up the substation supplying the household with power and due to some accounting error ensure that he has no running water. A computer hacker will have cleaned out all available funds from the bank and a credit card fraudster will have maxed out all the credit cards. Oh and the car wont start and the toilet is backing up.
In the meantime I will start my reign as God by wiping out all diseases, including cancer, aids, tuberculosis etc. I will change the climate and soil to ensure food grows like crazy everywhere in the world and pour manna down on all starving children. I will drop dead every corrupt politician and government official in the world and leave that instruction as a standing order in case someone is tempted again. I will stop normalise global warming and give Stephen Hawking brilliant insights to develop cheap fuels that can power the planet.
Any other suggestions as I still have 23 hours left?
The reason for all of this is quite simply the death of one little puppy who starved for 4 months of its life then by fate came to us to be taken care of only to be snatched away by death three weeks later. There is something innately wrong in a universe that gives a gift only to snatch it away three weeks later. If there is a God, I call on his resignation, even I can do a better job.

Kismet: A predetermined or unavoidable destiny (wiktionary definition).
The hand of fate can take unexpected turns. The last time I travelled to Bloemfontein Geisha, my white alsation, took a leap out of the vehicle at 120 kilometres per hour, just outside of Aberdeen and if you wish, you can read the whole story here. So on the way to Bloemfontein for a wedding I approached Aberdeen with some trepidation, my wife however saw only relief and so it was that we visited Aberdeen again. I remembered years ago the town had a hotel but unfortunately this was now a pile of rubble. The one service station in town is not recommended for a relief stop so when I spotted a coffee shop in the main street with a parking available right in front it seemed that fate had smiled upon us. My wife could barely wait for me to open the car door for her (yes, some men do still do this, although it may seem old fashioned) before disappearing inside. I took a table outside and to my consternation a small dog, nothing more than skin, bone and fleas trotted past.
As a animal lover I can’t abide animal suffering. I will watch thousands die on screen with disinterest but will reduced to tears if a horse or dog suffers the slightest injury. We already have three SPCA rejects in our household and I after several calls from the SPCA I have made it clear, to them and to my wife, NO MORE!
On Alta’s (my wife) return, I mentioned the dog thinking it had disappeared not to return, heedless of destiny. As she stood on the sidewalk to take a picture, the little discard came trotting back. She eventually coaxed him into her arms and with trembling lower lip asked if we can take it with us.
I am no match for the trembling lower lip. I can deny my wife the credit card, the new car and on occasion even can ignore her sulking but when it comes to suffering animals combined with a trembling lower lip, I wilt, I succumb, I am a wimp.
Leaving our details at the coffee shop in case the dog had been lost and had an owner somewhere. We departed Aberdeen with our new cargo safely ensconced in the back. Alta turned to me and asked; “so what are we going to call her?” It has been custom in our household for me to name our new additions. I told her I would think about it but almost immediately it came to me.
“Kismet” I said.

With no small effort Kismet has been nursed to health in only a week. We have arrived home and introduced her tiny little frame to the three big beasts at home only to find her readily taking to play with them.

She is a four month old greyhound puppy and the most lovable puppy I have encountered. She purrs like a cat when stroked and demands to be in your arms every moment she can.

Thank you Destiny, for bringing this little bundle of joy to me. I will do my best to ensure she never has to endure abandonment or hunger ever again in her little life.

I’ve been tagged by absolutwillie (again)
and the rules are:

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

1) What was I doing 10 yrs ago?

Ten years ago, strangely enough, almost to the day, I made the career changing choice to become a corporate refugee. Packed by bags, quit my post as brand manager and moved from JHB to George.

2) What are 5 things on my to-do list for today (not in any particular order):

1. Give car in for service
2. Take other computer in (crashed)
3. Blog
4. Write speech for my best mate’s wedding
5. Update poker group on Facebook

3) Snacks I enjoy:

Anything chocolate, Biltong, dried fruit.

4) Things I would do if I were a billionaire:

1. Buy an boat
2. Sail into the blue yonder never to be heard from again

5) Five of my bad habits:

1. Procrastination
2. Temper
3. Over analysing
4. Alcohol
5. No fitness regime

6) 5 places I have lived:

1. Pretoria
2.Cape Town
3. Bloemfontein
4. Amsterdam
5. London

7) 5 jobs I have had:

1. Motivational Speaker
2. Brand Manager for a medical company
3. Estate Agency Principal
4. Pizza Chef
5. Supermarket Owner

5 peeps I want to know more about:

1. Dave Duarte
2. Max Kaizen
3. Beverley  or Feisty Female
4. Charl Van Niekerk
5. Rafiq

Losing photographs of a special moment can be devastating. My wife and I returned from Arniston on Monday to discover that our SD card on our digital camera had malfunctioned and the photos of the first two days of our weekend seemed to be gone forever. My wife was particularly distraught about this as we celebrated her birthday in fine style with a bottle of champagne at sundown. Of all the photos taken the weekend those were the ones important to her.

Now I am not a software fundi, I leave that to my development partner Stii. Turning to Google to save my marriage I found and downloaded a programme called Testdisk developed by Christophe Grenier. It is the first time I attempted anything of the sort and I was amazed. The software is really easy to use and within moments it was recovering the lost photos.

I am sure that I am not the only one who has experienced this problem and with the number of digital cameras growing phenomenally I am also sure that more people will experience this problem in the future. If I can recover the photos with testdisk I can assure you, so will you. Great little product and FREE !!
Long live open source and gnu licensing.
Read more on Testdisk here
Download Testdisk here

I found out, rather belatedly I must add, that I have been tagged by my friend Absolutwillie, in the blogoshere’s fad 8tagg game, which basically requires you to list 8 things about yourself, that you think others don’t know, then tag 8 of your blogging buds to do the same. Seems as just about everyone I know has had the blasted tag put on them already. But in the spirit of the game, here goes.
1. I rarely and I mean rarely, go to the movies. I just can’t stand people kicking my seat, laughing or making comments at inappropriate times. I get movie theatre rage and end up dragging some poor teenager out by the scruff of his/her scrawny little neck (I am not a chauvinist I am an equal opportunity neck dragger).
2. I am terribly romantic at heart. My wife knows this but it is rarely a side of myself I expose to the rest of the world.
3. I am absolutely fascinated by the game of poker, whether it be online, live or on facebook, I play where and when I can. When I am not playing, I will spend hours watching it on DSTV, much to my wife’s dismay. If only I was as good as my enthusiasm I would quit all else and become a poker pro. I have not yet given up on that dream.
4. I am a fanatical reader, I read on average 4-5 books a week. Most people ask me where do you find the time and the answer is really late at night and early mornings. I struggle to sleep. I used to manage only 4 hours a night but these days I occasionally manage 6 hours. Marriage has been good for me in that sense.
5. I have totalled 4 cars and been involved in about twenty accidents. Almost none of them involved other vehicles. I walked away from each bruised but not bleeding.
6. I am a bit of an adventure freak and have at one stage or another taken up, scuba diving, sandboarding, river rafting, bungy jumping, paragliding, boogeyboarding, paddlesking, waterskiing, kayaking, off road motorcycling and chess. What? You have never played speed chess? Man the adrenaline just pumps. The notable absence is skydiving. The reason is that I am afraid of heights, all I can say about the bungi jump is: “I was pushed, yes all three times.)
7. I have never broken a bone in my body.
8. I really, really do not like people arriving uninvited. I am not as you would say a drop in guy. I do not do it to other people and I really do not like it if they do it to me.

I watched the documentary South Africa, Murder Most Foul, by John Blair and presented by Sir Antony Sher, on television this week. A bit late I know but still. It is a shocking tale even for South Africans who are inured to crime. I found myself going through the knee jerk reaction almost automatically “Aw come on” I vented at the television, “it is not that bad” But the truth is, it is. The longer the documentary went on the more I related and the statistics are shocking. It is no wonder the powers that be would like our statistics to be lost in bureaucracy. Over nineteen thousand murders per annum.
That excludes violent crimes like rape, assaults, hi-jackings and non violent crimes but violating crimes such as housebreaking, robbery and drugs.
Can you live with that number?
John Blaire in an interview with Carte Blanche stated that he had received widespread criticism for portraying this violent aspect of South Africa. I can relate to his critics. This is not how I want to see my country portrayed to the rest of the world. In the tourism industry this hard look at post apartheid South Africa post does not bode well for our future overseas visitor numbers. It does not bode well for me, my family and my friends.
The truth though is, he is right.
We hear our ministers say crime levels are unacceptable, we hear our Safety and security minister claiming that we are whinging but if we don’t like it we can leave. Neither stance is solving the problem. I am one of those whinging; I am one of those claiming that the crime rate is unacceptable. In reality we are all in denial. We have become inured. A four year old raped and murdered no longer shocks and enrages us, instead we seem to hang on in quiet desperation. A murmur and on with our lives we go.
We need to get angry, we need to be enraged. We need to hold our government officials responsible.
No!
That’s not right either. I need to be enraged, I need to get angry, I need to hold my local ministers responsible.

Reading the local newspaper’s letters column over the December period has left me wondering whether some local Georgians plainly have their heads up their proverbial  collective asses.
To illustrate
Every year our local NG Moederkerk has a market. This year a lady selling fairies, pewter products and dragons, was told by the minister of the NG church, to remove her products as they could not be sold at the church market.  To date, the minister has remained silent on the issue despite a hot debate in the local paper, the organiser of the market has stressed the fact that they reserved the right to approve product and exercised this right.
Now, I have no problem with a church exercising its rights, however should such approval not be exercised prior to a stallholder going to the time and expense of erecting and displaying their wares just to be told:  “Pack it up.” Secondly I am truly baffled as to why selling such items would contradict any of the edits of the Christian belief. It seems as if even the minister in question, is also having a hard time explaining his behaviour, hence his silence. The old adage, “rather remain silent and appear a fool, than open your mouth and prove it beyond doubt” applies.
I work closely with local tourism bodies, who over the last few years have tried to create the image of George as a happening and vibrant place to visit, but this type of ultra conservative religious fervour does our tourism image no good and strongly reinforces our conservative retirement village image.
Another contributor to the letters column questioned the local municipality’s decision to remove the driftwood littering the beaches, after the recent floods, just prior to the holiday season starting. He claimed nature would have taken care of the driftwood in due course and at no cost to the ratepayer. Now what do you say to someone who does not care if thousands of holidaymakers arrive, expecting pristine beaches as displayed in the marketing materials to find instead a beach literally covered in driftwood and a sea unsafe to swim in because of drift material in the water. What would you say to someone who would rather see thousands of holiday makers in future select other destinations as they would rather avoid the risk of repeating the mistake, costing our tourism dependant economy millions, to save the proportionately miniscule cost of cleaning the beaches prior to the first holidaymakers arriving.
Perhaps said person just does not understand how competitive the tourism industry is, we vie with so many destinations that are closer, cheaper, warmer and drier. With so much negative publicity generated by the floods it is essential to ensure that visitors who choose the Garden Route, become evangelists for the Garden Route and hopefully, visit repeatedly in times to come. I assure them the average Georgian welcomes and appreciates them.

My favourite sporting event in George is the annual sevens tournament. Not yet on the scale of the Hong Kong sevens tournament it has however grown phenomenally since it moved to George from Durban 4 years ago. This year I had received an invite to the George and Wilderness hospitality area which gives me an excellent view of the players as they move from the player’s enclosure to the field. If tournaments are won by focus alone I can already tip the New Zealand team as the winners this year.

From the image you can see they move as a focused single entity and you can see the steely determination in their eyes. So today will tell if they emerge the winners or not. Australia by contrast seem to be in deep trouble drawing to the Tunisia and losing to Scotland and so are eliminated from the race for the cup. South Africa looked in form against a strong Argentinean side and qualified easily for the quarter finals beating Wales 31 -0.

  Two surprises in the Quarter finals. USA ran in a surprise victory over France and Kenya shocked England to qualify.

The quarter final line up below

\nNew Zealand – USA
\nSamoa – Argentina
\nSouth Africa – Scotland
\nFiji – Kenya
\nBetween Samoa and Argentina should be interesting but as for the rest it should be fairly predictable but who knows perhaps Kenya or USA can provide another surprise but I doubt it.
Personally I am looking forward to a day in the sun with a beer in the hand and the wonderful atmosphere that the sevens format provides.

Business reveals all aspects of human nature and most of it is unpleasant. This may sound harsh but the first thing you learn in business is that you can’t trust people. They will not do what they say, pay when they are supposed to and when confronted about it will turn defensive and avoid you. So in effect not only are you out of pocket but you have lost a customer too. I have learned some expensive lessons during the course of the last ten years as an entrepreneur. By implementing a few basics you can avoid paying expensive school fees too.
1.) Make sure that all undertakings by both parties are clearly spelt out in a written agreement. It does not have to be a 20 page legal document but it should clearly spell out each parties role and the costs involved. The fact that a verbal agreement is binding is not worth the paper it isn’t written on. If you don’t have a written agreement you are setting yourself up for an expensive lesson in legal procedures.

2.) Whenever possible get payment first before providing the goods or services. This may sound more difficult than it is to implement. A simple phrase like:“ I will send you the invoice and as soon as I receive proof of payment we can proceed “ Will save you hours of time on the phone and legal fees pursuing payments. A retail outlet never lets you have goods without payment, a mechanic won’t let you have your car until you have paid, so why should you provide goods or services without receiving payment. It is not always possible to implement this with bigger corporations but they will often pay a large deposit without qualm.

3) Make sure the client understands the nature of your services and the limitations. The client may assume you are including certain services when in fact they are optional and on a pay for basis.

4) Things go wrong. Plan for it and spell out clearly what the penalties are should deadlines not be met.

5) Don’t do additional work unless you are being paid for it. Freebies set you up for a cycle of abuse. If the client wants x additional, immediately tell him what the cost implications will be.

6) Do not continue supplying services or goods to a client that is behind on payments. Contact the client, tell them you will be happy to provide the goods or services once the outstanding payment is made. It is the old adage of throwing good money after bad.

7) Leopards don’t change their spots. Don’t take chances on people with bad payment reputations.

Whenever I ignore the above I am inevitably disappointed and out of pocket. When I do implement I find the whole process runs smoothly and the client and I am happy. It is a jungle out there for small businesses and cash flow is the major reason for small businesses failing. I hope these few pointers can make a difference in your business.

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So you are thinking of starting a blog either for business or personal reasons. Before you do you might want to think about what is involved. The blog aggregator sites have got their act together and submit their stats to World Wide Worx for collation. Arthur Goldstuck recently published the first instalment on Mail and Guardian’s Thought Leader.

Number of blogs at end of August: 25 037

Number of active blogs (updated in last two weeks): 2 953

Percent of active blogs: 11%

Number of posts in August: 39 938

Page views in August: 5 198 693

Unique visitors in August: 621 204

Source: World Wide Worx

This makes for interesting reading but also signals a few warning signs for wannabe bloggers.

Fact one. The Drop out rate for bloggers is exceptionally high.

It seems from the stats above that about 89% of bloggers drop out or radically decrease the frequency of posting. Many bloggers, when starting do not factor in the commitment a blog takes. Not only in time to create regular posts but also in the time spent becoming part of the blogging community. You have to read and comment on other blogs in order to generate links and readers to your blog. Regular posting is crucial to the success of a blog.

Fact two. You have to market your blog outside of the blogging community.

Of the 621204 unique visitors to blogs, only 25 037 could in the wider sense be counted as bloggers. Although one has to take into account that many of the readers could potentially be from other countries and could be bloggers. However if one looks at the popular blogs like Keo and Though Leader then, in my opinion, a large portion of their readers are not bloggers themselves but have migrated from  traditional media or are finding niches not filled by traditional media.

Fact three. Generating traffic to a blog is a difficult as generating traffic to a website.

In May 2007 Technorati reported tracking 71 million blogs worldwide. The blogosphere is becoming increasingly competitive. According to Arthur the top nine blogs have more readers than the rest combined and the four media sites have more traffic than all of the blogs combined. With about 40000 posts in 31 days readers have plenty of choice so care has to be taken in terms of topic choice and headlines. Blogging for the sake of blogging is fine but don’t expect a huge readership base.



If you are still convinced that a blog is for you then perhaps the following posts could help you minimise your school fees in time and effort.

Josh Dorkin : Top 77 mistakes new bloggers make  ( I wish I had found this when I started, I still haven’t rectified all my mistakes.)

David Airey : Top 7 blog mistakes to avoid (Short and to the point )

If at this point you are going ahead with your blog I can just say welcome and let me know I could just be just be your first subscriber.



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